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The author of this tidbit is unknown, and it's been around for quite a while, but it’s still good…

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and

• The bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and
• The address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
• Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If you cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and

• The double clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and
• Your data is corrupted cause the index doesn’t hash,
• Then your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna crash.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is connected to the button on your mouse

• But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol that’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and
• Your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
• Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang because as sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang.

When the copy of your floppy’s getting sloppy on the disk, and

• The microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
• Then you have to flash your memory and you’ll want to RAM your ROM.
• Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom.

Last update : 14-06-2008 22:58

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